intergalactic psychics, or i thought the Amazing Mr. Yappi was bad enough

I really thought that everyone subscribed to the aliens as little gray men in big ships theory. Apparently, not, if you listen to Sylvia Brown and her ideas about psychic-extraterrestrial contact. And it gets weirder. How about a Secretary of Foresight in the US Cabinet or Bio-Astrology, the fine art of reading auras through DNA strands? (After many attempts, I think I can safely say that DNApsychic.com is down- only the Psychic Friends Network knows for how long.)